Must Have Enjoyed It the First Time Oklahoma Highway Patrol troopers pulled over an allegedly speeding vehicle and were casually told by David Jonathan Elliott, 21, that he just minutes ago had been released on bail — on traffic charges and driving with a suspended license. A computer check confirmed that, and noted another charge: drug possession. The troopers searched his car and found an open bottle of alcohol and a baggie of possible marijuana. He was, of course, re-jailed. (Bartlesville Examiner Enterprise) ...Arrogant, sure — but stupid, too! Available in This is True: Book Collection Vol. 9