Just Say No No No Hubert B. Lawrence III, 45, of Shreveport, La., stopped by the local police department to report his car being stolen. Alert officers noticed he had been drinking, and had driven there, and arrested him for driving while intoxicated. Five days later, Lawrence went to the state police headquarters to complain about that, but he “visited the wrong sergeant,” a state police spokesman said. The desk sergeant happened to be a drug recognition expert, and arrested Lawrence for driving under the influence of marijuana. Lawrence allegedly told the sergeant he had smoked some pot before coming in “to calm his nerves before talking to police.” (Shreveport Times) ...Next week, Lawrence plans to call in first to ask whether it’s illegal to drive under the influence of meditation. Available in This is True: Book Collection Vol. 11